Here are the ratings for the Two and a Half Men TV series. Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is gone and his house is sold to immature billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a guy who still finds a place for Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones). The ninth season of Two and a Half Men typically airs Monday nights at 9pm on the CBS network.
These are the TV show’s ratings for the 2011-12 season, the best way to tell if Two and a Half Men is going to be cancelled or renewed for season 10. Check out our CBS ratings report card to see how this show’s numbers compare with the others on the network.
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Final season nine averages: 5.0 rating in the 18-49 demographic with 14.62 million total viewers.
Episode 09-24: Monday, 05/14/12
3.9 in the demo (+3% episode-to-episode change) with 11.55 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 4.96 in the demo with 14.62 million.
Demo average rank: #2 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-23: Monday, 05/07/12
3.8 in the demo (0% episode-to-episode change) with 11.43 million; tied for first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.01 in the demo with 14.62 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-22: Monday, 04/30/12
3.8 in the demo (0% episode-to-episode change) with 11.32 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.06 in the demo with 14.77 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-21: Monday, 04/16/12
3.8 in the demo (+6% episode-to-episode change) with 11.22 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.12 in the demo with 14.93 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-20: Monday, 04/09/12
3.6 in the demo (-5% episode-to-episode change) with 10.40 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.19 in the demo with 15.12 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-19: Monday, 03/19/12
3.8 in the demo (+6% episode-to-episode change) with 11.47 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.27 in the demo with 15.37 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-18: Monday, 02/27/12
3.6 in the demo (-14% episode-to-episode change, matched series low from 5/2007) with 11.92 million; third in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.36 in the demo with 15.58 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-17: Monday, 02/20/12
4.2 in the demo (+8% episode-to-episode change) with 13.33 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.46 in the demo with 15.80 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-16: Monday, 02/13/12
3.9 in the demo (-9% episode-to-episode change, lowest since 5/2007) with 12.4 million; XXXXXX in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.54 in the demo with 15.95 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-15: Monday, 02/06/12
4.3 in the demo (-7% episode-to-episode change) with 13.00 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.65 in the demo with 16.19 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-14: Monday, 01/16/12
4.6 in the demo (+2% episode-to-episode change) with 13.02 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.74 in the demo with 16.42 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-13: Monday, 01/02/12
4.5 in the demo (-4% episode-to-episode change) with 13.94 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.83 in the demo with 16.68 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-12: Monday, 12/12/11
4.7 in the demo (-8% episode-to-episode change) with 14.88 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.94 in the demo with 16.91 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-11: Monday, 12/05/11
5.1 in the demo (-2% episode-to-episode change) with 15.18 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.05 in the demo with 17.09 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-10: Monday, 11/21/11
5.2 in the demo (-4% episode-to-episode change) with 15.82 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.15 in the demo with 17.28 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-09: Monday, 11/14/11
5.4 in the demo (+4% episode-to-episode change) with 14.77 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.26 in the demo with 17.44 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-08: Monday, 11/07/11
5.2 in the demo (+11% episode-to-episode change) with 14.71 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.36 in the demo with 17.78 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-07: Monday, 10/31/11
4.7 in the demo (-15% episode-to-episode change) with 13.9 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.53 in the demo with 18.21 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-06: Monday, 10/24/11
5.5 in the demo (+4% episode-to-episode change) with 15.29 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.8 in the demo with 18.93 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-05: Monday, 10/17/11
5.3 in the demo (-10% episode-to-episode change) with 15.14 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 7.1 in the demo with 19.66 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 19 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-04: Monday, 10/10/11
5.9 in the demo (-5% episode-to-episode change) with 16.2 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 7.5 in the demo with 20.79 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 19 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-03: Monday, 10/3/11
6.2 in the demo (-16% episode-to-episode change) with 17.71 million, first in the timeslot.
Season average: 8.1 in the demo with 22.32 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 19 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-02: Monday, 9/26/11
Another stellar ratings night for CBS and this venerable sitcom, which attracted a 7.4 in the demo and 20.52 million viewers. Kutcher and Cryer and company were down by 31% in the demo episode-to-episode but that’s still an incredible performance.
Season average: 9.1 in the demo and 24.63 million.
Episode 09-01: Monday, 9/19/11
There was a very high amount of anticipation surrounding the sitcom’s return and CBS was surely not disappointed by the ratings. Ashton Kutcher’s first episode attracted a whopping 10.7 rating in the 18-49 demographic and 28.74 million viewers. This was easily the show’s biggest performance to date and the event benefited the network’s entire Monday line-up. We don’t know how the new version of Men will compare to the old but it certainly got a good sampling.
Reference point: The 2010-11 season averaged a 4.5 rating in the 18-49 demographic and 14.22 million viewers.
Note: These ratings are collected by the Nielsen company and are the final national numbers. These are different from the fast affiliate numbers which are just estimates of the actual ratings and are reported on by most other outlets. The final nationals are typically released within 24 hours of the programming or, in the case of weekends and holidays, a couple days later.
What do you think? Do you like the Two and a Half Men TV series? Do you think it should be cancelled or renewed for a 10th season?
Image courtesy CBS.
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We watched the first episode of the “new” Two and a Half Men out of curiosity like all of Charlie Sheen’s other fans. It was just okay. The only reason we continued to view further episodes was to see where they might go with the story line. Unfortunately, it just keeps getting more stupid. Ashton Kucher is the same imature idiot character as on the 70s Show trying to be funny and its getting old already. Maybe that is why we have already seen two repeat episodes since Sept , and it’s only Dec 2011. Believe me, we are not… Read more »
I think Chuck Lorre needs his head examined. This show, which was once my favorite show, is going to get cancelled, unless they bring Charlie back. Ashton Kutcher is the dumbest person on screen and off screen and is destroying this show. Poor Jon Cryer has to watch his show go down the tubes, because Lorre cannot forgive Charlie Sheen. None of Chuck Lorre’s show are half as good as Two and a Half Men was. If it continues this way, the show will get cancelled. It is so ridiculous, an ape for a brother. Cut me a break. Everyone… Read more »
I can’t believe a garbage show with garbage actors (Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kucher, he looks like real trash now) is so high on te ratings. Guess at my age I’m over stupid slap stick comedy and won’t watch shows that are basically stupid anymore.
I have to agree that the show has gone down in every way. AK seems more like a retarded kid than anything else. Cancel the show already.
I watched the first episode and then watched another one two weeks later and Ashton can’t Act and the Show Sucks. Can’t stomach to watch it anymore because it’s stupid and not Funny!!! I will always watch the reruns with Charle Sheen playing the Star Actor because he can at least Act. The Writers have gone down the wrong path and you can’t fix Stupid!!! I hope it get canceled for next Season because none of my Friends can stomach it either. Ashton Kutcher going to John Cryer for love advice is just pathetic. And Ashton walking around nude all… Read more »
Nobody forces you to watch it. Switch the channel or turn off the TV.
I wonder how they get 15 million viewers with that ****??? charlie I miss you so much…
The show is not as funny as it is when Charlie is on it. They could still keep Ashton Krutcher on the show. Just bring back Charlie, have him work for Walden with a very nice salary, purchase a house next door, Jake and Alan move back in with him and have Walden come over every day about different issues.
Then I bet the show may do better.
I am still going to watch the show to see what happens next.
Maybe it will be on 2012-2013 season.
Get rid of Ashton because he can’t Act and isn’t Funny!!!
I AGREE!!
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They made a mistake letting charlie go,they need2bring him back,the show is ruined&yea people need2stop watching because they think people like the show,I watch thinking I might find something good about show!SO PEOPLE STOP WATCHING!the show sucks!
I really wonder whats wrong with you people – if you dont like the show, dont watch it. Its that easy! They wont cancel it as long it has ~15 Million viewers (why should the be so stupid?) and Charlie wont be coming back. Get over it.
Two And A Half without Charlie is a loser! And why all the gay stuff every week? Is Chuck Lorrie gay? Even with Charlie there was a lot gay stuff, but now it is over the top. Ashton looks and acts like a big goofy kid. I’m told he is a very intelligent person, but it certainly doesn’t show through in any of the roles he’s ever played. Bottom-line- let it die. Please do not bring it back for another season. I still laugh at the Charlie re-runs. At least we have that to fufill our need for Sheen.
I agree with the majority of these posts. I haven’t been laughing as hard as I did when Charlie was on the show. All of the cast played off of Charlie. As one poster said, Berta’s wit has been watered down, Jake has been watered down and is barely seen and where is Charlie’s mom and Herb and Judith. The mom was on every episode. It’s a different show now and I WANT CHARLIE SHEEN BACK!! I can see Ashton as an addition to the Charlie, Jon Cryer and Angus team however not as Charlie’s replacement. PLEASE BRING CHARLIE BACK!!… Read more »
I agree.
CANCELL the show. It’s not Ashtons fault, it’s the writers fault. They made him stupid and it ruined the show.