Here are the ratings for the Two and a Half Men TV series. Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is gone and his house is sold to immature billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a guy who still finds a place for Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones). The ninth season of Two and a Half Men typically airs Monday nights at 9pm on the CBS network.
These are the TV show’s ratings for the 2011-12 season, the best way to tell if Two and a Half Men is going to be cancelled or renewed for season 10. Check out our CBS ratings report card to see how this show’s numbers compare with the others on the network.
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Final season nine averages: 5.0 rating in the 18-49 demographic with 14.62 million total viewers.
Episode 09-24: Monday, 05/14/12
3.9 in the demo (+3% episode-to-episode change) with 11.55 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 4.96 in the demo with 14.62 million.
Demo average rank: #2 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-23: Monday, 05/07/12
3.8 in the demo (0% episode-to-episode change) with 11.43 million; tied for first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.01 in the demo with 14.62 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-22: Monday, 04/30/12
3.8 in the demo (0% episode-to-episode change) with 11.32 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.06 in the demo with 14.77 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-21: Monday, 04/16/12
3.8 in the demo (+6% episode-to-episode change) with 11.22 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.12 in the demo with 14.93 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 22 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-20: Monday, 04/09/12
3.6 in the demo (-5% episode-to-episode change) with 10.40 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.19 in the demo with 15.12 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-19: Monday, 03/19/12
3.8 in the demo (+6% episode-to-episode change) with 11.47 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.27 in the demo with 15.37 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-18: Monday, 02/27/12
3.6 in the demo (-14% episode-to-episode change, matched series low from 5/2007) with 11.92 million; third in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.36 in the demo with 15.58 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-17: Monday, 02/20/12
4.2 in the demo (+8% episode-to-episode change) with 13.33 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.46 in the demo with 15.80 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-16: Monday, 02/13/12
3.9 in the demo (-9% episode-to-episode change, lowest since 5/2007) with 12.4 million; XXXXXX in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.54 in the demo with 15.95 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-15: Monday, 02/06/12
4.3 in the demo (-7% episode-to-episode change) with 13.00 million; second in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.65 in the demo with 16.19 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-14: Monday, 01/16/12
4.6 in the demo (+2% episode-to-episode change) with 13.02 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.74 in the demo with 16.42 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 21 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-13: Monday, 01/02/12
4.5 in the demo (-4% episode-to-episode change) with 13.94 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.83 in the demo with 16.68 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-12: Monday, 12/12/11
4.7 in the demo (-8% episode-to-episode change) with 14.88 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 5.94 in the demo with 16.91 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-11: Monday, 12/05/11
5.1 in the demo (-2% episode-to-episode change) with 15.18 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.05 in the demo with 17.09 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-10: Monday, 11/21/11
5.2 in the demo (-4% episode-to-episode change) with 15.82 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.15 in the demo with 17.28 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-09: Monday, 11/14/11
5.4 in the demo (+4% episode-to-episode change) with 14.77 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.26 in the demo with 17.44 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-08: Monday, 11/07/11
5.2 in the demo (+11% episode-to-episode change) with 14.71 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.36 in the demo with 17.78 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-07: Monday, 10/31/11
4.7 in the demo (-15% episode-to-episode change) with 13.9 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.53 in the demo with 18.21 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-06: Monday, 10/24/11
5.5 in the demo (+4% episode-to-episode change) with 15.29 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 6.8 in the demo with 18.93 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 20 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-05: Monday, 10/17/11
5.3 in the demo (-10% episode-to-episode change) with 15.14 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 7.1 in the demo with 19.66 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 19 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-04: Monday, 10/10/11
5.9 in the demo (-5% episode-to-episode change) with 16.2 million; first in the timeslot.
Season average: 7.5 in the demo with 20.79 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 19 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-03: Monday, 10/3/11
6.2 in the demo (-16% episode-to-episode change) with 17.71 million, first in the timeslot.
Season average: 8.1 in the demo with 22.32 million.
Demo average rank: #1 of 19 scripted TV shows on the network (Fall 2011 – Spring 2012).
Episode 09-02: Monday, 9/26/11
Another stellar ratings night for CBS and this venerable sitcom, which attracted a 7.4 in the demo and 20.52 million viewers. Kutcher and Cryer and company were down by 31% in the demo episode-to-episode but that’s still an incredible performance.
Season average: 9.1 in the demo and 24.63 million.
Episode 09-01: Monday, 9/19/11
There was a very high amount of anticipation surrounding the sitcom’s return and CBS was surely not disappointed by the ratings. Ashton Kutcher’s first episode attracted a whopping 10.7 rating in the 18-49 demographic and 28.74 million viewers. This was easily the show’s biggest performance to date and the event benefited the network’s entire Monday line-up. We don’t know how the new version of Men will compare to the old but it certainly got a good sampling.
Reference point: The 2010-11 season averaged a 4.5 rating in the 18-49 demographic and 14.22 million viewers.
Note: These ratings are collected by the Nielsen company and are the final national numbers. These are different from the fast affiliate numbers which are just estimates of the actual ratings and are reported on by most other outlets. The final nationals are typically released within 24 hours of the programming or, in the case of weekends and holidays, a couple days later.
What do you think? Do you like the Two and a Half Men TV series? Do you think it should be cancelled or renewed for a 10th season?
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Kelso sucks they should cancel it outright. The original reruns on syndication are waaaay better than the garbage that airs monday nights at 9PM on CBS. I saw the first 10 minutes of the first season to see what happened to Charlie after that I went to comedy Central to see Charlie roasted that same night. Jon Cryer is a dope just as his character they are one in the same in the closet gay dumbass.
Ok. I love Ashton. But, there is just something soo hot about Charlie that makes you LOVE and MISS the old show!! Every time the other shows are on w/o Ashton I watch em’. I also, love Berta she is hilarious! I also named my son Charley after Charlie!
he tries, i’ll give him that. which kind of makes it worse.
Bring back Charlie, please…..
I saw one of the new episodes w/o Charlie yesterday and then at 11pm last night one with Charlie was on a local station. Sorry Ashton, but Charlie was the show.
The ratings for 2-13 are interesting. The show was blowing everything away, but over the last month it has started to cool a little. It is slowly inching its way from the top CBS spot.
Get Charlie Sheen back!!! Cancel Ashton Kutcher. The former show was great, Charlie Sheen fittet in and gave himself. I loved it! The Ashton Kutcher story is dull. I miss Charlie.
The show doesn’t seem that different from the old show to me. Ashton Kutcher is just Charlie when he first became Charlie.
Bring Charlie back and just give Ashton Kucher the axe. No need to cancel a great show. I am still waiting for Alan to address Judith and Herbs new baby. Is it his????
If you don’t like it, don’t watch it – there is no need to cancel a show with 13 Million (or more) viewers.
Mopar » It’s not going anywhere.
Please cancel show. Cancel or rename. It is nothing like the original show. The actors do not act like in the original show. And without Charlie the whole theory of the show is different. Please Please cancel.
I have never missed an episode of the show until now. The nudity overcomes any comedic value the show has. I watched the first three episodes and just couldn’t make myself watch beyond those three episodes. I waited forever for Rose and Charlie to have a relationship and it was nixed before I got to see where the writers were taking the relationship. Charlie was Charlie and cannot be replaced. He was funny! Make this bad dream go away or cancel the show.
Cancel!!!
This show is terrible! I have watched it since the first episode aired. I also tried to watch after Ashton Kutcher took on the roll and the first half of the show was good. The last half sucked and the next episode sucked. I can’t bring myself to watch anymore-EXCEPT for the reruns with Charlie Sheen in them. Still as funny as the first time I watched them! I cannot believe there is that many people watching this show. I wonder if they’ve just forgotten to remove it from their DVR list and that is why it’s showing up as… Read more »
The ratings are being falsified in some surreal conspiracy so Charlie doesn’t appear to win, the new show is a complete disaster because the entire premise is absurd. This is the last season.