Network: ABC
Episodes: 13, two unaired (half-hour)
Seasons: One

TV show dates: January 3, 2007 — August 8, 2007
Series status: Cancelled/ended

Performers include: Donal Logue, Sofia Vergara, Lenny Venito, Maz Jobrani, Kevin Michael Richardson and Josh Grisetti.

TV show description:
Though he dreams of running his own bar, Eugene Gurkin (Donal Logue) has spent the last 20 years working as a low-paid, late night janitor.

After the death of a co-worker and watching an episode of E! News, Eugene gets the idea to finance his dreams by assembling a gang and robbing a famous celebrity’s apartment. Eugene assembles a group of “knights” that includes bombshell waitress Esperanza Villalobos (Sofia Vergara), married janitor Francis “Squatch” Squacieri (Lenny Venito), cabbie Gourishankar “Gary” Subramaniam (Maz Jobrani), security guard Rockefeller Butts (Kevin Michael Richardson), and ultra-nerdy Louis Plunk (Josh Grisetti).

The target for this inexperienced group of misfits is first Rolling Stones icon Mick Jagger and then Everybody Loves Raymond’s Ray Romano.